May 2013
what is Batman’s favourite store?
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Listening to Help by Big Time Rush
🎧✌ – Preview it on Path.
Sleeping with sirens and Falling in reverse both...
rachbutt:
mom: who sings this song
me: your future son in law
niknumber3:
people say they are worried about their daughter getting pregnant
but never say they are worried about their son getting someone pregnant
says a lot
Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
Me: *Scrolls past*
me on my period
me: touch me and DIE
me: please touch me oh my god touch me EVERYWHERE OH MY GOD
me: feed me im hungry i want to eat ALL THE THINGS
me: IT HURTS DEAR GOD THIS IS IT THIS IS THE END DEATH IS UPON ME
me: -cries for 3 hours-
me: oh my god i'm hungry
me: SHOOT ME IN THE WOMB I SIMPLY CANNOT GO ON
me: no no no please don't sneeze please don't FUCKING SNEEZE
me: -sneezes-
me: THE END IS HERE
person: she--
me: it's he.
person: *condescending smile* well, on your birth certificate--
me: yeah, it also says ' 8lbs, 6 oz ' -- a lot has changed over the years
