**NELA0714**

niknumber3:

people say they are worried about their daughter getting pregnant

but never say they are worried about their son getting someone pregnant

says a lot

(Source: african-fairy, via hendercrap)


then we turn around, and see we’ve come so far somehow

then we turn around, and see we’ve come so far somehow

(Source: wichitas, via kendallfrancishenderson)

pajamaswag:

I will never get over how badly she won that one.

(Source: quentintarantinos, via kyleethecatlady)

Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-

Me: *Scrolls past*

me on my period

me: touch me and DIE

me: please touch me oh my god touch me EVERYWHERE OH MY GOD

me: feed me im hungry i want to eat ALL THE THINGS

me: IT HURTS DEAR GOD THIS IS IT THIS IS THE END DEATH IS UPON ME

me: -cries for 3 hours-

me: oh my god i'm hungry

me: SHOOT ME IN THE WOMB I SIMPLY CANNOT GO ON

me: no no no please don't sneeze please don't FUCKING SNEEZE

me: -sneezes-

me: THE END IS HERE

kellicisreal:

all you really need in life

kellicisreal:

all you really need in life

(via satansburrito)

person: she--

me: it's he.

person: *condescending smile* well, on your birth certificate--

me: yeah, it also says ' 8lbs, 6 oz ' -- a lot has changed over the years